This is Molly. In case you need to be reminded I'm pretty much the best thing that ever happened to this planet. I mean just LOOK at me:
I live a good life. I am the apple of my parents eye, I have both of my grandpa's wrapped around my finger. I have a nana that until recently was my favorite person (more on that later) and a grandma who always ALWAYS has chocolate around (she blames it on grandpa, but lets face it..). I love my life, well for the most part. Sometimes I feel I may be missing out on things..but over all it's pretty awesome.Well, recently my parents gave me some news. It has completely changed my life! AND NOT FOR THE BETTER. Go get your tissues, cause you'll need them! ok, here it is:
My mother...she..I can't even say it..she..ok..deep breathe..SHE'S PREGNANT! Can you BELIEVE that?! Whats wrong with me?! Why does she want another one?! I mean. HONESTLY, you saw my face! I'm perfect. WHY risk having another baby. It's bound to ruin our lives. The worst part is, I made a petition to move in with nana and she flat out denied me! What did I do to deserve this?!
I am currently looking for a new family who WON'T go and ruin a perfectly good thing by having another one. If you're the family PLEASE contact me asap.
Sincerely
Molly
8 comments:
ok I totally didnt read this as Molly saying it at first so I thought you were saying YOUR mom is pregnant! HAHAHA! i thought your were going to be having a Father of The Bride thing goin' on!! But then I figured it out! A BIG congrats though guys- thats so exciting!!
Dear Molly,
we'll take you :)
Love the VA family
PS. Congrats Annie. We're so excited for you!
YAY!
Feel free to come stay at our house molly. We aren't having anymore little ones, and we always have chocolate milk. :) LOL
congrat's guys!! That is awesome!! When are you due... Oh, I am sorry Molly, but who wouldn't want more little ones just like you? Your are cute!
So I saw this post the other day, but there was just the picture of Molly and I didn't get it. I read it again today and CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so exciting!! When are you due? Yay! How fun. :)
congrats! Hope you are feeling okay!
Congrats! If you thought having one changes things, just wait until you have your second one :)
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